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The Terence
Files

A hidden archive of the Pablo × Evren universe. Sacred memes, song legislation and the Holy Taxonomy — preserved beneath the tour. Read carefully. You will be tested.

Clearance Tiers
ITF · OTF · TFA
Headquarters
MH69
Currency
🍕 McChickens
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Foundational Lore

The First Four

Before anything else, there were four. Sacred. Immovable. Eternal.

01
⬅️

Left

Just Left. That's it. Left. Always left. The direction. The calling. The police enforce it. You are left, or you are wrong.

Canonical
02
📚

Study

We have to study for FMS. That is the lore. Study is the burden we carry. Left Study Big (LSB).

Canonical
03
💪

Big

Big like Terence. LTB — Left Terence Big. LSB — Left Study Big. Big is the magnitude of the Files.

Canonical
04
🐦

Terence

The fat bird from Angry Birds. The deity. Holy Obesity personified. He is the reason the Files exist.

Canonical
The Trial

Terence Files Quiz

Think you know the lore? Prove it. Questions are randomized every attempt.

Score: 0 / 7
Sonic Policy

Song Legislation

Not all songs are created equal. Violations are handled by the TLP and fined in McChickens.

🚫
Forbidden
Do not spam — violation = McChicken fine
Good Night
Worst song of all time. Absolutely chopped. This is canon.
Worst OAT
Fried
Forbidden. Do not spam under any circumstances.
Banned
CARNIVAL
Forbidden. All caps. All banned.
Banned
Bomb
Banned to spam. Performed live at concerts.
Banned
TALKING
Banned to spam. Performed live at concerts.
Banned
Blessed
Spam freely — played at every concert
Moon
Certified banger. Spam away.
Goated
Diamonds From Sierra Leone
A classic. Blessed. Spam with pride.
Goated
No Child Left Behind
The name alone. Spiritually aligned with the Left meme.
Goated
This One Here
This one here. You know it. Blessed.
Goated
Sky City
Elevated. Literally. Celestial banger.
Goated
🎤
Concert Policy

Forbidden songs may not be spammed — but Bomb and Talking are performed live at every concert. All Blessed songs are played at every concert. No exceptions.

The Official Lexicon

Holy Obesity Glossary

The Terence Files operate in their own linguistic universe. Memorize these. You will be tested.

Holy Obesity
/ hoh·lee oh·bee·si·tee /
Maximum-tier classification of the Holy Taxonomy. Most extreme reverence.
Tier II — Maximum
Holy Obese
/ hoh·lee oh·bees /
Tier I classification. One tier below Holy Obesity.
Tier I
TBD
/ tee·bee·dee /
The Big Deniz. Not to be confused with "To Be Determined" — though both definitions apply to Deniz.
Acronym
LTB
/ el·tee·bee /
Left Terence Big. A holy trinity of founding forces in one acronym.
Holy Trinity
TLP
/ tee·el·pee /
The Left Police. Uphold leftward direction and dispense McChicken fines.
Enforcement
LSB
/ el·es·bee /
Left Study Big. Intellectual magnitude and committed leftism.
Acronym
DISFO
/ dis·foh /
Primary classified domain of the TF. Full nature is ITF-only.
Classified
Dogmog
/ dog·mog /
A dog. Simply a dog. Do not overthink it. That is all it means.
Core Vocabulary
Nib
/ nib /
A happy dogmog. The emotional state of a dog experiencing joy. Pursue Nib.
Emotional State
Bog
/ bog /
A sad dogmog. The direct opposite of Nib. Avoid Bog.
Emotional State
Ögs
/ örgs /
Chopped dogmogs. The most extreme dogmog state.
Extreme State
ITF
/ eye·tee·eff /
Inside Terence Files. Highest clearance. Held by Evren and Pablo only.
Clearance — Supreme
OTF
/ oh·tee·eff /
Outside Terence Files. Medium clearance. Held by Adrian and Julian Yigezu.
Clearance — Medium
TFA
/ tee·eff·ay /
Terence Files All. Community level. Where everyone begins.
Clearance — Community
Nibbooggers
/ nib·boog·gers /
Nib + Bog = Nibbog. We are all the Family Nibbooggers. ❤️
Family
Moggogogers
/ mog·go·go·gers /
Very Big. Very Left. No further questions.
Entity
Big D
/ big·dee /
Holy Obesity. Weighs 67² obese KG — like TON 618. Once destroyed the tire of Bus 38.
Holy Obesity
McChicken
/ mc·chik·en /
Official currency of the Terence Files. All fines denominated in McChickens.
🍕 Currency
MH69
/ em·aitch·67 /
Mohrhaldenstrasse 69. Official headquarters of the Terence Files. 100% legal.
Headquarters
★ Licensed under the Mohrhaldenstrasse 69 Public License (MH69-PL). Enforced by The Left Police (TLP). Fines issued in 🍕 McChickens. Do NOT spam Good Night.
Classification System

Holy Taxonomy

This is not medical advice. This is lore.

😮

Holy Obese

Tier I classification. The "Holy" prefix denotes reverence. One tier below the extreme classification.

Tier I — Holy Obese
Maximum
😱

Holy Obesity

Tier II — the maximum tier. Reserved for truly staggering physical presence. The subject exists in Terence's spiritual territory.

Tier II — Holy Obesity (Maximum)